Questionable at Best

The damn dawg is running loose again.

Customer Support

Here at the Dawghouse Dive our customer support varies on our revolving hours of operation. Our live support number is unlisted and emails are answered on a first come, first served basis, Snail mail is also accepted and will be reviewed before any support is offered. This can and will depend on if the said mail isn’t sent to our File 13 department first. We believe that all inquiries should be answered but sometimes mistakes happen. If you have any questions for our support team give us a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx before sending any further correspondence. Thank you for your patience.


Response Time

Our hours of operation
Are when we want them to be
Why would you demand a refund
Without saying Pretty Please

You received your order on time
The postmark is clear to see
It's right there with the tagline
Under continue to read

You're looking for an answer
Something doesn't feel quite right
You have an inquiry for us
Tough shit, we're closed, good night

Our Guarantee

Here at the Dawghouse Dive your opinion matters to us. We want you to experience the best treats available but also hope you understand that most of the time the top shelf treats are unavailable to the general public. If you are not satisfied with our product please contact us at the number above for a full refund.


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