A re-hash of the daily prompt again but hey, it’s awright…
Spring 2026- a new Federal bill is passed allowing businesses to open that regulate the road crossings for squrriels. The business plan will allow for the private sector to apply for the new business tax forgiveness when using turtles to maintain these crossings on all major by-ways.
Under Federal regulations, all turtles will undergo a rigid physcial mandating they move the squirrels in one direction in a safe and secure crossing.
Snapping turtles will automatically be disqualified from applying for this position on the basis of their refusal to let go of anything they clamp their jaws down on. Painted turtles will have the option of wearing neon crossing guard vests to maximise the control of excited squirrels entering the zone at night.
After sixty years of employment, the turtle will be qualified for retirement benefits. An unlimited amount of fresh lettuce will be available for consumption by these retirees after paying a produce tax of 72%.
After the federal tax forgiveness, companies in this sector may file for and receive extra grants, ensuring the squirrels receive the best possible path to safely use the crossings. Per animal regulations No electronic devices will be allowed to steer the squirrels.
The first license will be granted to ‘Straight Line Nutin’, a unqualified business that used to be a peanut butter factory controlled by political rats. It is located in a small burb of Minnesota and run by CEO “Tim Waltz,” a former governor who successfully raped the state of billions while in office.
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