“Just add Hot Sauce”

Of all the foods I have tried in my life I have come to one conclusion: It don’t taste like chicken! Hell I’ve had chicken that didn’t taste like chicken. And frog legs? How does anyone think it tastes like chicken? I mean you’d have to eat forty of those little suckers to find out what they taste like, “hint” they taste like frog!

And before anyone gets offended by the picture above, it taste’s like chicken, don’t believe me, go to your local “Cat & Dawg” and try the moo-goo-gai pan. Hell it even looks like chicken too!

City Chicken To Go

The classic American entree that when asked people will tell you it’s “O so good chicken” but guess what…pork on a skewer usually breaded and fried. The reason it is called “city chicken” is simply because pork was cheaper and this was mostly sold in cities.

Many foods are labeled or referred to as Chicken Fried and people will mistake that for “tastes like chicken” but in reality it just tastes like grease.

Give Me Another

Leave the tail out of it! How could anyone who has ever ate a chicken leg or breast for that matter, compare the tail of gator to chicken? The texture is not even close and taste? come on people I’ve had gator fixed in different varieties and never once did it taste like chicken. Although I have never had the chance to chew on rattlesnake I can almost guarantee it don’t taste like chicken.

What’s for Dinner?

So as you can see I am thinking I want some great tasting chicken cacciatore. It might not look tempting but guess what…it tastes like chicken NOT!

This is my way of being sarcastic and this post is not meant to offend anyone so leave me a comment or be a chicken.

ref* photo #1 – flickr.com #2 – veterinaryevidence.org #3 – wikimedia.com #4 – dude4food.blogspot.org

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