Could it be true? A prompt I’ve not seen before or is it more of I wasn’t paying attention.
DATEELINE: November 3rd 2025.
Declared by the over taxed and impoverished people of earth, a world holiday will be placed in effect and observed from this date forth.
On the first Friday of November 2025 this law will go into effect and be henceforth known as FIX IT FRIDAY.
The Official How
The purpose of “Fix It Friday” is to bypass the official channels that are either shut down or acting selfishly, by having citizens execute their own version of essential services. All government officials in office will receive no pay or bonuses for the incompetence failure of their duties for the next calendar year. Furthermore, their yearly vacation pay will be automatically transferred to the most-complaining citizen they represent, as determined by the sheer volume of “You Had One Job” notes collected.
We will celebrate the glorious efficiency of a legislature comprised solely of citizens making common-sense decisions. The simplicity of the people’s choice will prove that complex, life-affecting issues can be solved if we merely remove every politician, lobbyist, and dissenting opinion from the room.
From fixing potholes to fixing pot laws the people shall present a solution to the silliness of over paid politicians and their utterly outrageous beliefs that we are blind sheep following whatever rules they try to employ.
Within a 24 hour period each citizen may provide an answer to the top three problems involving world unity as presented in a YouTube video posted the month prior. . These solutions should include simple plans to avoid any bureaucratic entanglement and be easily understood.
The Official Why
This declaration is immediately and permanently filed as an unchallengeable, global law based on the foundational principle that if a law can’t be explained in the single, peaceful voice of a citizen, it’s too complicated to exist.
Or maybe this…
The November 3rd Dawg Emancipation
A new holiday will be placed into effect immediately and will be observed on November 3rd of each year from hereforth.
On this day, citizens making common-sense decisions shall permit all dawgs to run free without the insane idea of a human picking up their waste while walking them. This silly, silly rule is hereby rescinded for 24 hours to prove that freedom, however messy, is still freedom.
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